Modern Literature...(Kind Of)...

An author by the name of Paul Kramer has recently published a book called Maggie Goes on a Diet. It includes a story of an overweight child who wants to be popular so she diets and excercises. As funny as these pics are, What Bothers Me is the illustrations. This is the cover. See the product and order if you are crazy at the link below.
Maggie Goes on A Diet:Amazon:Books

Justin Bieber Toothbrush

Why would anyone pay $9.99 for a stupid toothbrush!? Well CVS now cells Bieber toothbrushes for ten bucks! What a world...

The Real Housewives of the Twin Cities

Wow the housewives were bad enough! I never thought that they would dare come to Minnesota! Well they have and this picture I took proves it!

Minnesota and Heat

I never thought I would be blogging about how my home state bothers me. Well if you don't live here, let me describe what happened. So some of you people may think it is always snowing up here, not true (at least for five months). Anyways on Tuesday it got up to 103 degrees here. It was really hot! Tody is thursday and it is like almost 50 degrees! Minnesota, you are so bipolar!

Graduation Drama

Welcome to the first anniversary of What Bothers Me! Well today what is bothering me is my school. Wow really surprised I bet...no seriously we graduate on June 7th and all the teachers are really sassy at us. They are mad at us because we are "goofing off". Really teachers...5 days left of school! LAY OFF!!!

My Cell Phone

I recently got a Smasung Fascinate smartphone and it is amazing! So there was like a software update so I clicked yes and it took like 3 hours to update. So then it reboots my phone and all my phone book is gone and like half my apps dispeared...So I like called Verizon and this like new hired person like tried to help but they just made it worse...It's fine now but really...debug your software updates!

Cobra's!!

Honey badger don't care! Cobra's are very annoying!They just get in the honey badgers way! So how can you be mad at the inisant honey badger? Jerks...

Fake Apocolypse Theories

As most of you know, yesterday was supposed to be the rapture/end of the world. Well, I wanted to see this, all these "chosen people" flying up up to heaven. So I spent all day standing in my back yard staring at the sky. Well, all I got was a nasty sunburn!

IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! STILL BORED TO DEATH!!!

Its been over an hour and we are still stuck in this classroom! OMG I see the principal just sitting around...Okay this seems like a super big problem to our health...at least we're missing math!

Mercury

Wow mercury lockdowns are lame! Botherful! Seriously one thermometer!?! A lockdownn!?! Health department!?! Whats next a SWAT Team!?!?!

6th Graders

They think they are so cool because they are at the bottom of everyone in middle school! No you kids have to  earn coolness! For now, you are at the bottom, so stop acting like your the best!

Celebrities

When those annoying California divas walk around and act like they are so awesome! When they get into trouble, they just get out of it because they are famous!! Why people why!

Gum Chewers

If you chew on gum once and a while, thats okay, but when you smack it around and it gets all goey and nasty, then it turns nasty! Do you need to chew seven pieces of gum at once!? No you don't! Seriously people, 1 piece of gum!

Loud People on Public Transportation

The loud annoying bussiness-people on public trains that won't keep their conversations quiet in a crowded place! We have to listen to them yakking about their relationships or their third quarter profit earnings. Seriously people...TEXT!